ILOVE: fresh contact lenses
Dear Jazzy Bear,
I think you'd appreciate how truth is always stranger than fiction. I used to change my contact lenses on Mondays - every two weeks, without fail, wear 'em if you got 'em. I also used to make major announcements on Monday. I have only cried hard enough to pop the contacts right out of my eyes on the wrong day of the week 3 times - once I won't talk about, once was when my Daddy died, and once was when your Mom called me to tell me about your car crash. I can take a hint. From now on, Thursday it is. So, next week, when it's time to pop the old ones out, I'll put in my new eyeballs and think of you fondly.
I still had and have so many wishes for you. I hope they are all true now. <3 Let your Mom know I love her - make her a double complete rainbow soon, would ya?
I think you'd appreciate how truth is always stranger than fiction. I used to change my contact lenses on Mondays - every two weeks, without fail, wear 'em if you got 'em. I also used to make major announcements on Monday. I have only cried hard enough to pop the contacts right out of my eyes on the wrong day of the week 3 times - once I won't talk about, once was when my Daddy died, and once was when your Mom called me to tell me about your car crash. I can take a hint. From now on, Thursday it is. So, next week, when it's time to pop the old ones out, I'll put in my new eyeballs and think of you fondly.
I still had and have so many wishes for you. I hope they are all true now. <3 Let your Mom know I love her - make her a double complete rainbow soon, would ya?
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